Post by ourway7 on Sept 2, 2004 14:26:52 GMT -5
Thought this was funny
> > > > > Subject: Age and Cunning
> > >
> > >
> > > An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He
had
> a
> > > large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts,
> > and
> > > some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
> for
> > > swimming when it was built.
> > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't
> > been
> > > there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to
> > > bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
> and
> > > laughing with glee.
> > > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in
> > his
> > > pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> > deep
> > > end of the pond.
> > > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
> > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > naked
> > > or make you get out of the pond naked."
> > > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> > > Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every
> > > time! ;D Lou
> > > > > Subject: Age and Cunning
> > >
> > >
> > > An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He
had
> a
> > > large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts,
> > and
> > > some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
> for
> > > swimming when it was built.
> > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't
> > been
> > > there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to
> > > bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
> and
> > > laughing with glee.
> > > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in
> > his
> > > pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> > deep
> > > end of the pond.
> > > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
> > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > naked
> > > or make you get out of the pond naked."
> > > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> > > Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every
> > > time! ;D Lou
