Post by mamaflinter on Feb 7, 2005 7:15:15 GMT -5
Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. Immediately, I noticed that
> this program has numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document, and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such as Manure 8.5; however they auto-installed with Horse 1.0.
Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer run,
crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Horse 1.0 has
attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with
folders added such as "Monthly Shoeing" and "Winter Blanket".
Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the
manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for the aforementioned items.
I have tried to uninstall Horse 1.0 numerous times, but when I try to run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Withdrawal" will infect my system. Please Help!!!!! I wrote to tech support and this is what I got back:
Dear User, Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among
users is that Horse 1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program."
It is not-- it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to
run everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you
have already installed Horse 1.0, here are a few tips on how to make it
run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1,
you may run C:\HIRE HELP; however, this will cause another folder to be
added to financial applications, labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment
to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run again on
startup.
A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't the solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that when you boot up your computer again a nasty virus called "Colic 4.2" will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid your computer of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing extremely expensive, but crucial, "Vet 10.1". Otherwise, Colic 4.2 will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Finally, it is important that you run C:\Carrots and C:\Scratch Ears on a fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you have any more questions, please call our toll free number.
Sincerely, Winnie
> this program has numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document, and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such as Manure 8.5; however they auto-installed with Horse 1.0.
Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer run,
crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Horse 1.0 has
attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with
folders added such as "Monthly Shoeing" and "Winter Blanket".
Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the
manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for the aforementioned items.
I have tried to uninstall Horse 1.0 numerous times, but when I try to run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Withdrawal" will infect my system. Please Help!!!!! I wrote to tech support and this is what I got back:
Dear User, Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among
users is that Horse 1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program."
It is not-- it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to
run everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you
have already installed Horse 1.0, here are a few tips on how to make it
run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1,
you may run C:\HIRE HELP; however, this will cause another folder to be
added to financial applications, labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment
to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run again on
startup.
A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't the solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that when you boot up your computer again a nasty virus called "Colic 4.2" will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid your computer of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing extremely expensive, but crucial, "Vet 10.1". Otherwise, Colic 4.2 will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Finally, it is important that you run C:\Carrots and C:\Scratch Ears on a fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you have any more questions, please call our toll free number.
Sincerely, Winnie
