The One Flaw Women Have

[E.T.]

THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN:
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be
completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two
hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And
that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait
until tomorrow to finish."

" But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,"Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to
reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her
pride."


The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
everything! Woman is truly amazing."



And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to
scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and
laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand
up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there
is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to
the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry
when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are
happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a
friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll
drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes theworld keep turning. They bring joy,
hope and love.They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to
give.

HOWEVER, THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN................

THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH!!!!

Interesting e-mail recieved and felt it should be posted.

[Rifleman]

Proverbs 31: 10 -31



10 Who can find a virtuous woman?
For her price is far above rubies.


11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,
so that he shall have no need of spoil.


12 She will do him good and not evil
all the days of her life.


13 She seeketh wool, and flax,
and worketh willingly with her hands.


14 She is like the merchants' ships;
she bringeth her food from afar.


15 She riseth also while it is yet night,
and giveth meat to her household,
and a portion to her maidens.


16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it:
with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.


17 She girdeth her loins with strength,
and strengtheneth her arms.


18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good:
her candle goeth not out by night.


19 She layeth her hands to the spindle,
and her hands hold the distaff.


20 She stretcheth our her hand to the poor;
yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.


21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household:
for all her household are clothed with scarlet.


22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry;
her clothing is silk and purple.


23 Her husband is known in the gates,
when he sitteth among the elders of the land.


24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it;
and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.


25 Strength and honor are her clothing;
and she shall rejoice in time to come.


26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom;
and in her tongue is the law of kindness.


27 She looketh well to the ways of her household,
and eateth not the bread of idleness.


28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praiseth her.


29 Many daughters have done virtuously,
but thou excellest them all.


30 Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain:
but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.


31 Give her of the fruit of her hands;
and let her own works praise her in the gates.

[Rifleman]

Proverbs chapter 7

1 My son, keep my words,
and lay up my commandments with thee.


2 Keep my commandments, and live;
and my law as the apple of thine eye.


3 Bind them upon thy fingers,
write them upon the table of thine heart.


4 Say unto wisdom, Thou art my sister;
and call understanding thy kinswoman:


5 that they may keep thee from the strange woman,
from the stranger which flattereth with her words.


6 For at the window of my house
I looked through my casement,


7 and beheld among the simple ones,
I discerned among the youths,
a young man void of understanding,


8 passing through the street near her corner;
and he went the way to her house,


9 in the twilight, in the evening,
in the black and dark night.


10 And, behold, there met him a woman
with the attire of a harlot, and subtile of heart.


11 (She is loud and stubborn;
her feet abide not in her house:


12 now is she without, now in the streets,
and lieth in wait at every corner.)


13 So she caught him, and kissed him,
and with an impudent face said unto him,


14 I have peace offerings with me;
this day have I paid my vows.


15 Therefore came I forth to meet thee,
diligently to seek thy face,
and I have found thee.


16 I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry,
with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt.


17 I have perfumed my bed
with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.


18 Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning:
let us solace ourselves with loves.


19 For the goodman is not at home,
he is gone a long journey:


20 he hath taken a bag of money with him,
and will come home at the day appointed.


21 With her much fair speech she caused him to yield,
with the flattering of her lips she forced him.


22 He goeth after her straightway,
as an ox goeth to the slaughter,
or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;


23 till a dart strike through his liver;
as a bird hasteth to the snare,
and knoweth not that it is for his life.


24 Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children,
and attend to the words of my mouth.


25 Let not thine heart decline to her ways,
go not astray in her paths.


26 For she hath cast down many wounded:
yea, many strong men have been slain by her.


27 Her house is the way to hell,
going down to the chambers of death.

[Rifleman]

Storys and poems and illustrations are all fine and I enjoy them as much as the next person. I do think though, the point of them is to get us to seek the actual truth from God's Word on a particular subject.
So I posted the above to give us more of a clear view on the positive and negative side of womanhood. We all have a choice, when we go God's way things are really good, and when we don't they are not.